brood-of-froods:

i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused

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stereokem:

In other, unrelated news: my chemistry professor has acquired a cute new blue-green pencil bag that looks suspiciously like the one I lost last week… And he used my favorite pen during lecture.

Update: After he posed a question to the class regarding this cute little pencil bag, I outed myself as the owner, and it was kindly returned to me with a remark that I must be “extremely patient”. 

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inkblackwings:

asymmetricjester:

ACCIDENTALLY GROWS REALLY ATTACHED TO A STORY I’LL NEVER WRITE

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natashasledger:

my problem is that i like boys in theory but not in practice so if i see a cute boy i’m like “damn i would” but when faced with actually dating one i’m just like “nah”

exactly

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