i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused
In other, unrelated news: my chemistry professor has acquired a cute new blue-green pencil bag that looks suspiciously like the one I lost last week… And he used my favorite pen during lecture.
Update: After he posed a question to the class regarding this cute little pencil bag, I outed myself as the owner, and it was kindly returned to me with a remark that I must be “extremely patient”.
The image above isn’t your average map: it shows the location of all devices connected to the Internet in the world. The redder the area, the more devices there are.